David Holloway was born in Her Majesty’s convict colony of Australia a couple of years ago. He has been fleeing authorities ever since then, in which endeavour he has lived in Hong Kong, New York City and now Singapore. Along the way, he collected Bachelors degrees in Law and Economics and an MBA, he worked in the music industry and he behaved appallingly. He also neglected, sadly, his true passion of making stuff up and writing it down. Now he’s very excited to be going to the big school to finally and comprehensively indulge these urges. David has three familial females in his home, all of whom speak Russian to each other to accomplish various sinister purposes (all involving Donald Trump) and to otherwise persecute him.